Cleavage Cacophony

So I’m sick of this incessant talk about Cleavage-gate and the non-stop press about a one-off incident of a dipping neckline. Gosh, America is so prudish. On the one hand we have Hustler and Playboy and Girls Gone Wild, yet a peeping breast, let alone a protruding one sends the whole nation in a FCC-phoning and complaining tizzy and a media frenzy. There are some good men and women being thrown into the Iraqi version of Hamburger Hill and we don’t spend our time thinking about how we can get them safely home. But the media goes ga-ga over a sexegenarian’s breasts. There ends the future of the Fourth Estate.

I think Jay Leno put it best when he said, “Those are not the boobs in Congress you should be worried about!”

Too true Jay, too true.

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