Cleavage Cacophony

So I’m sick of this incessant talk about Cleavage-gate and the non-stop press about a one-off incident of a dipping neckline. Gosh, America is so prudish. On the one hand we have Hustler and Playboy and Girls Gone Wild, yet a peeping breast, let alone a protruding one sends the whole nation in a FCC-phoning and complaining tizzy and a media frenzy. There are some good men and women being thrown into the Iraqi version of Hamburger Hill and we don’t spend our time thinking about how we can get them safely home. But the media goes ga-ga over a sexegenarian’s breasts. There ends the future of the Fourth Estate.

I think Jay Leno put it best when he said, “Those are not the boobs in Congress you should be worried about!”

Too true Jay, too true.

Boxer or the Bag: Lily Ledbetter speaks!

The case I had to comment on for the Law Review write-on was Ledbetter v. Goodyear (127 S. Ct. 2162) which is essentially a gender discrimination case gone awry because the lady didn’t know she was being discriminated against for a very long time. Goodyear just paid her less than the men who did the same job and after years of diminshed pay raises Ms. Ledbetter ended up with a salary that was close to half of what the men were getting. The Supremes busted Ms. Ledbetter on a statute of limitations issue which was rather horrid. In fact in my paper I called the Supreme’s reasoning, ‘a bacchanalian feast of tepid reasoning’. I frankly thought that she probably would have lost on an evidentiary basis. And if anything that’s the way you should lose. Congress is in the midst of debating an amendment to the civil right’s act that says if you continue to pay someone based on a discriminatory pay decision then every paycheck constitutes a discriminatory act. It’s affectionately called the Lily Ledbetter Fair Pay Act of 2007. Obviously the Bush administration has threathened to veto.

I didn’t realise how much of a feminist an egalitarian I was until I wrote this paper. Thinking about the Ledbetter case just had me so riled up because it was so unfair to Ms. Ledbetter to get treated like pish just because she is a woman. But then I shouldn’t expect much. Out here in the upper echelons of education and the rarefied air of reasoning, female law students are ‘fatwa’-ed into wearing skirt suits for interviews and pant suits are proscribed. Funny I didn’t know the location of the female reasoning cells were below their knees. Ridiculous isn’t it. Female law students, forget interviewing in your ‘conservative pumps and pearls’ and move to Afghanistan. At least there they’re not hypocrites and hate you for what you are - a woman!

To hear what Ms. Ledbetter has to say check out  her op-ed yesterday in the Christian Science Monitor

This is ladies night and feelings right……

So some guy in NY is pursuing a class action against Manhattan nightclubs for unlawful gender discrimination by hosting a “ladies night”. While this isn’t a case I would normally be pursuing there is something to be said for for whether ‘ladies night’ constitutes gender discrimination. Working on a paper on workplace gender discrimination has opened my eyes to the so-called world of gender neutrality. Much of this I think is cultural, from places that won’t let women in to some clubs in some parts of the world where you can’t get in unless you have a date. That’s right they won’t let single men or women in. The fun part about that is that it makes strange bedfellows (no pun intended) of the single men and women that want to get in: If you’re flying solo or are with a bunch of friends and the numbers aren’t even you go trawling the line to see if anyone’s got a spare member of the opposite sex to even out the group. Funny things we nightclub patrons do to go to someplace where they overcharge us for drinks, nuke us with cigarette smoke (well they used to anyway) and tear out our eardrums with excessively loud music.

Oh how I long for those days again!!!

More on the gender discrimination at the NYC nightclubs at http://www.law.com/jsp/article.jsp?id=1184144791036&rss=newswire

Legal writing - The most criminal of all enterprises

Houston-based criminal defense lawyer Mark Bennett writes a remarkably interesting blog that I discovered courtesy of Gilman’s Blawgraphy . Bennett is part of a husband and wife criminal defense team (I hate to think what happens in that household when someone doesn’t take out the trash!) and through his blog chimes in on the world of Criminal Defense.

Bennett (Mr.) posted on the need and use of Plain English which is one of the most refreshing things I’ve read in a long time. His blog goes up on my wall of shame/fame (i.e. BlogRoll) and should be added to your daily dose of legal fiber.

Bennett claims to be a radical too. If we all could learn to be. If only just a little.

A gift for Father’s Day

As part of a promotion at work, the company is doing a little extra for the Mother’s Day and Father’s Day season. It’s throwing a little sop at prospective buyers if they close on their home a little earlier, all in the name of ‘honouring thy Father & Mother’.  Growing up in the old country, we celebrated both those days at a different time then they do here in the States. Mother’s day was along the lines of the UK which was on the Fourth Sunday in Lent as opposed to the second Sunday in May here. Father’s day was always on St. Joseph’s day (March 19) while here it is on the third Sunday of June.

I had no clue when Father’s Day was celebrated here so I looked up trusty ole Wikipedia to help me out. As I was perusing the page on Father’s Day I stumbled upon this:

” In the UK, Father’s Day is nine months before Mothering Sunday - suggestions have been made that Father gets his present on Father’s Day, and Mother gets hers nine months later. “

Charming. Absolutely charming.