Cleavage Cacophony

So I’m sick of this incessant talk about Cleavage-gate and the non-stop press about a one-off incident of a dipping neckline. Gosh, America is so prudish. On the one hand we have Hustler and Playboy and Girls Gone Wild, yet a peeping breast, let alone a protruding one sends the whole nation in a FCC-phoning and complaining tizzy and a media frenzy. There are some good men and women being thrown into the Iraqi version of Hamburger Hill and we don’t spend our time thinking about how we can get them safely home. But the media goes ga-ga over a sexegenarian’s breasts. There ends the future of the Fourth Estate.

I think Jay Leno put it best when he said, “Those are not the boobs in Congress you should be worried about!”

Too true Jay, too true.

The Trials of Law School

Porter Heath Morgan’s ‘The Trials of Law School’ caught my eye when Gilman gave me a head’s up about it. It chronicles the roller-coaster ride that is the law school experience and I think it is going to be fascinating. Watch the trailer and I’m sure you’ll be just as keen to see it as I am. It premiers at the 2007 Dallas Video Festival on August 5th. http://www.videofest.org/film.aspx?id=198

Had it been any other day I would have driven up to the Big-D and checked it out but alas I’m in the throes of an impending Administrative Law Final and movie watching isn’t meant to be. I hope Porter makes it big and then can do what us law school students dream about all the time, leave the law far behind us!

Three more things you can do when you’re surfing the web

The Houston Clear Thinker himself, Tom Kirkendall recently linked to my blog off his blog without me having to ask or as more likely in my case, pay him copious amounts of money on a periodic basis. I actually read his blog quite frequently myself and it’s a wonder I haven’t linked to it before. I have decided that today I shall remedy the situation and consequently you shall see a brand spanking new link to Houston Clear Thinkers on the blog roll to the right. Tom talks about everything, kinda like me though he is far less Joycian stream of consciousness than this blog overwhelmingly tends to be. Which is probably why more people read his blog then mine.

In addition to Houston Clear Thinkers, an old friend Anora W. sent me two brilliant links to sink my virtual teeth into:

1. www.TED.com

2. www.WeFeelFine.org

www.TED.com or Technology, Entertainment & Design is an alarmingly fantastic nexus of genius. That’s all I can say to describe it. Check it out for yourself.

www.WeFeelFine.org is a remarkable thought experiment about collecting data on what people feel via their blogs and manifesting that data in a visually appealling and interactive form. I suggest taking a gander at the creator’s page and see some of the other brilliant bits of work they’ve come up with.

The chappies at www.WeFeelFine.org understand that words are simply constructs of thought and the way you arrange words and manipulate them have a profound effect on their reception. This reminded me of a day long ago when I read about the telepaths in Alfred Bester’s The Demolished Man. I’ve had the tune stuck in my head for 15 years:

Four, sir; three, sir;
Two, sir; one!
Tenser, said the Tensor.
Tenser, said the Tensor.
Tension, apprehension,
And dissension have begun.

        - From The Demolished Man by Alfred Bester

Overheard at Spamalot

King Arthur: “Patsy, why didn’t you tell me you were Jewish?”

Patsy: “Well Sire, it’s not normally the thing you say to a heavily armed Christian!”

I had the good fortune of stumbling onto a ticket to see Monty Python’s Spamalot courtesy of BelleWeather. If you haven’t had a chance, dear reader, to give this hillarious play a go, I’d highly recommend it. If, for nothing else but the concluding sing-a-long to “Always look on the bright side of life”.

And the survey says…..

Jamie Spencer at AustinDefense is on the hunt for the Top Criminal Defense Blogs out there. If you’re an avid legal blog reader, particularly blogs on criminal law and defense and would like to chime in with your favourites, send Jamie an e-mail  and let him know.

Jamie can be reached at jamie -AT- austindefense.com

I have to say that between reading Mark Bennett’s blog and some of Jamie’s posts, I’ve given quite a few thoughts these past few days about a possible career in criminal defense. With the death of habeas corpus and dubious imprisonment happening far too often these days criminal law seem remarkably appealing. I wonder if they’ll forgive my criminal Criminal law grade. It’s not that bad really, it’s just not the alpha grade I really wanted.

Collectible Nation

For reasons I really shouldn’t bore you with, I found myself watching television at some ungodly hour of the night last night. In between paid ads for Ron Popeil’s latest kitchen wonder, dubious-research supported medication like ‘Extenze’ or land-lots for sale somewhere in Arkansas I chanced upon ShopAtHome TV and their collector’s knife sets for sale.

 Now I know we are a collectible nation: Beanie babies, Barbie Dolls, Comic books etc. but who needs a 129 piece knife set? I’m still slightly aghast at the fact that 7-11 believes its jumbo 54Oz. plastic cups are ‘collector’s items’ just because they’ve got a screen printed picture of different NASCAR drivers on them.

But back to the knife sets. So who exactly is buying knives en masse in the first place? I can see someone who is an avid hunter or outdoorsman picking up one, maybe two knives but do you need 128 of them? I was paying attention to the sales presenter and they were saying  “[G]et this 128 piece set, you’ll save now and be giving gifts for years”.  Who gives knives away as presents? And even if you do give them away as gifts, do you know 128 people that are lumbering around town saying “All I want for Christmas is a titanium-edged, faux-ivory handled Bowie knife?”

Parlez-vous Legalese?

Dear Reader,

Not sure if you noticed but I posted all my humor columns from the University of Houston Law School newspaper, Legalese on the blog. You can find the link at the top right hand side of the blog or towards the bottom of the left hand column below ‘recent posts’ and ‘comments’.

Let me know what you think. I hope to continue in the same vein next year as a staff writer and I’ll keep you posted whenever I get to writing next. Actually, a certain dog-loving blogger amongst us will be one of my editors. Spare the corrections and spoil the writer I say!

Overheard on MSNBC

Anchor to correspondent in Baghdad: “So what was the reaction to the Virginia Tech massacre over there?”

Correspondent: “Well it didn’t really get much coverage over here. We just had over 200 people die in different car bombings around the city in the past 24 hours”

Moral of the story: Life wherever it is being lost, is precious and the loss of one life over another because of geographical/national/religious etc. criteria is still someone that doesn’t get to see another day.

Heartstring tugging courtesy of NPR

I have been a long-time fan of NPR. A long time fan of radio too. I remember mucking about with the radio receiver we had at home in Bahrain and picking up on Voice of America (VOA) broadcasts on shortwave from some place in Europe, destined no doubt to save the ‘godless souls’ in Communist Russia or even enjoying the english broadcast of Radio Tehran. People who live in major metropolitan areas don’t really know much about shortwave and most people born in the late 80’s onward never cared because almost anything they wanted to hear now broadcasts over the internet or via satellite radio. But there is still something to be said about listening to a show on the radio. Maybe that’s why, one day, on my many back and forth trips between Austin and Houston, I stumbled on The Prairie Home Companion with Garrison Keillor and have been hooked on public radio ever since.

Now unlike my Brit friends across the pond, who are ‘forced’ to pay for that spectacular media machine that is the BBC through the infamous TV and Radio License ( and live gloriously ad free as a result!) we in these United States aren’t forced to pay for anything. What a wonderful American notion. Here public radio stations are entirely funded through a mix of federal funding, corporate grants and listener support. While this is may seem all very charming unfortunately it also means that the poor chappies at the local NPR affiliate are forced to come a-begging every 6 months of so to keep going. This bi-annual event is sweetly referred to as the bi-annual pledge drive. My NPR affiliate is KUHF, which is based out of that bastion of educational excellence-the University of Houston, does a good job with its pledge drive and usually does a good job of being the least annoying it possibly can.

So why you ask, did I say I was affected so much by NPR? Here’s the rest of the story as Paul Harvey might say….

This morning I was listening to one of my favourite shows on NPR: This American Life with Ira Glass from Chicago Public Radio. Now if you’ve never listened to this fantastic show, I can best describe it as being granola-crunchy liberal meets Euro-Indie film-maker in Paris for coffee to talk about life & death. It is fascinatingly poignant and one of the best showcases of answers to the question ‘Why?’. But I digress…..so here we are in the middle of the bi-annual pledge drive and NPR solicits the help of Ira and his short audio stories to solicit listener donations. So Ira decides to showcase a story broadcast a few months ago from an episode called ‘Shouting across the divide’. Ira says, it was stories like this that would never be heard if it wasn’t for listener support. And the story in question was Act I from that episode called ‘Which one of them is not like the other’.

If you really want to understand this post you need to go listen to that episode so get to it: ‘Shouting across the divide’

So now I’m assuming you listened to the show and listened to Act I. In my prior post today I wrote about something that I said I wasn’t sure whether I wanted to laugh or cry about. Listening to Act I certainly didn’t make me want to laugh. It is stories like that, that keep me coming back to NPR, This America Life and KUHF. I mean here they are on the radio saying, if you don’t support public radio, voices like Serry’s from Act I won’t get heard. How do you say no to something like that. So, of course, I forked over some change to KUHF and hopefully my two cents went into helping a voice be heard. I hope.